Sunday, December 27, 2009

Yes I know it's been a while since i update..not really bz though..jz my usual laziness.
Well basically the 2 months holiday is nearing to an end before my last sem starts next week.
Highlights of my holidays have to be the Sabah trip. Went with Aik Jun there for a week. Luckily we have place to stay. Hotels there are expensive. Even though i got to stay and eat for free, I spent almost rm900 ( inclusive of RM200 flight). First day itself,my shoes tore into half, haha what luck. So I bought a pair of sneakers from Converse. Quite nice but not really comfy though. Beauty comes with pain. Well, have to thanks to Tze Liang and his family for his hospitality. And Gawd, his younger bro has a similar face like him. yi mo yi yang. Well I won't be uploading any pics, since they're uploaded in fb.

And of course, spending time with my dearest Mary sis was really exciting. Haven't seen her for several years ever since she moved to Aussie. Well I'm meeting her again 2mr, hopefully it won't be our last meeting.

And lastly, Singapore is the bang. The amoung of leng luis on the street there is uncountable. They are everywhere, clad in posh fashionable dress and make up. If only INTI girls dress up like that. Well Merry Christmas and Happy New Year guys.

Wednesday, September 30, 2009

Funny Chat

KKK says:
*yo
*haha
*i wanna listen 2 all ur adventures
Anonymous says:
*yo dude
*apa khabar
*guna bahasa
KKK says:
*anonymous's adventures in ----
*ok
*kenapa
*macam girish
*cakap dalam bm
Anonymous says:
*macam ni baru tak ada orang boleh faham mar
KKK says:
*kk
*lol
Anonymous says:
*kalau tidak nanti dia nampak macam mana..
KKK says:
*lu kat mana
Anonymous says:
*kat bilik lah
KKK says:
*kk
*saya mau tahu
Anonymous says:
*sekarang mereka sedang cium atas katil
*de belakang saya
KKK says:
*oo
*awak
Anonymous says:
*mereka 'buat keluar' selalu
KKK says:
*cuba buka webcam
Anonymous says:
*wah...awak mau saya matikah..
*dia bukannya bodoh
KKK says:
*haha
*nanti
*bila tak mau chat buka webcam
*den minimize
*lol
Anonymous says:
*oh ok
*itu cara bagus
KKK says:
*haha
*tapi sini punya internet
*tak boleh guna
Anonymous says:
*tapi saya tak pasti awak boleh nampak tak
KKK says:
*tengok luck
*eh
*saya mau dengar
*itu cerita
Anonymous says:
*ok, tze liang dah beritau kau kan?
KKK says:
*awak tengok perempuan bogel main game
*saya mau listen 1st hand
Anonymous says:
*oh ok
*bukan main game la
*saya rasa dia sedang ambil gambar dengan kamera komputer laba tu
KKK says:
*what???
Anonymous says:
*ok, ceritanya macam ini
*pada suatu hari
KKK says:
*kk
Anonymous says:
*saya terasa sangat nak buang air besar apabila saya sedang makan
*jadi, saya pun baliklah ke asramaku
*saya mau tukar selipar untuk buang air besar
*jadi
*saya pun bukalah pintu
KKK says:
*lol
*klimaks
Anonymous says:
*dan saya nampak perempuan du duduk sana berbogel
KKK says:
*semua?
Anonymous says:
*tapi pada mula-mulanya
*yeah
*semua
*bukan atas saje
KKK says:
*atas sampai bawah
*wooh
Anonymous says:
*saya rasa masa tu mereka baru saja habis buat
KKK says:
*dia seorang kat bilik?"
Anonymous says:
*kerana masa saya masuk saya nampak kawan bilik saya kelluar
*ya, dia seorang
KKK says:
*lol
Anonymous says:
*saya rasa dia sedang ambil gambar untuk menggembirakan teman lelakinya
*pintu pun buka juga..tak ada dikunci
*perempuan tu memang buka sangat..
KKK says:
*lol
Anonymous says:
*tapi masalahnya
KKK says:
*american ma
Anonymous says:
*saya rasa dia tak ada bentuk
KKK says:
*lol
Anonymous says:
*kerana
KKK says:
*flat?
Anonymous says:
*pada
*mula
*mulanya
*saya tak pasti dia bogel atau tidak
*kerana dia tak ada bentuk
*jadi
*saya cubalah lihat teliti sikit untuk konfim bahawa dia betul betul bogel
KKK says:
*LOL
*macam ini pun mau tengok teliti
Anonymous says:
*kira kira lepas sepuluh saat baru otak saya register dia bogel
*bukan..kerana saya mau buang air besar
*kalau dia tak bogel, saya masuk sajalah dan tukar selipar saya
KKK says:
*oo
*so den??
*lepas itu dia tengok awak?
Anonymous says:
*dia macam tak apa apa sahaja
*apabila otak saya register bahawa dida bogel
*saya pun kata 'oops' la
KKK says:
*aiyo
Anonymous says:
*dia pun tak apa apa
KKK says:
*shud act cool
*macam pernah tengok
Anonymous says:
*jadi saya pun bagilah dia masa untuk pakai baju
KKK says:
*although lu punta 1st time
*punya*
Anonymous says:
*bukan, kerana masa tu saya tersangat mau buang tahi
KKK says:
*dia tak pakai baju kah
*=.=
Anonymous says:
*jadi, reaksi saya yang pertama ialah pergi buang air besar
*saya pun tak tau mengapa saya tak berasa apa-apa pun
*mungkin kerana dia tak ada bentuk
KKK says:
*aiyo
*perempuan bogel saja
Anonymous says:
*ataupun saya telah jadi gay
KKK says:
*tak sentuh pun
*=.=
Anonymous says:
*eh, tapi kalau kau nampak satu perempuan bogel berduduk di depan awak
*awak sepatutnya rasa sesuatu kan
KKK says:
*nervous sikit ada la
*kalau nak buat
*tentu rasa syok la
Anonymous says:
*tapi saya apa rasa pun tak ada
KKK says:
*kalau tak
*takda rasa punya
Anonymous says:
*aku hanya rasa mau shit sahaja
*nervous sikit pun tak ade
*macam normal saje
KKK says:
*awak punya tahi block lu punya pengaliran darah
Anonymous says:
*oh mungkin
*dan apa yang lebih geram ialah
*lepastu apabila nampak dia saya pun mintalah maaf
KKK says:
*den?
Anonymous says:

*dan dia ketawa dan cakap
*oh tak apalah, kamu pun manusia jug
**juga
*macam dia ingat saya suka lihat dia lah
KKK says:
*dia ingat awak syok tengok dia?
*lol
Anonymous says:
*ya
*saya rasa dia ingat saya syok lihat dia
KKK says:
*lol
*aiyo
*lepas itu
Anonymous says:
*dia orang cina sini
KKK says:
*dia ada pakai balik baju kah
Anonymous says:
*tak ada bentuk langsung
*satu kepala lebih pendek daripada aku
KKK says:
*dia punya dada
*=.=
Anonymous says:
*dia tak ada pakai baju
KKK says:
*dada flat?
Anonymous says:
*dia macam normal saje
*saya tak nampak lah
KKK says:
*apa lah
Anonymous says:
*awak ingat saya begitu miangkah
KKK says:
*ada chance tengok
Anonymous says:
*apbila saya konfim dia bogel
*saya pun langsung keluar saja lar
KKK says:
*haha
Anonymous says:
*rakan sebilik saya memang kuat sangat tenaga nya
KKK says:
*tiap tiap hari pun buat?
Anonymous says:
*saya rasa hari sabtu yang lalu mereka buat tiga kali satu hari
KKK says:
*=.=
Anonymous says:
*yala, dan bunyi kuat sangat
KKK says:
*macam mana awak tau
Anonymous says:
*bangunkan saya
*saya dengarlah
KKK says:
*apa bunyi?
Anonymous says:
*tiap tiap kali saya pun boleh dengar
*api bunyi lagi
KKK says:
*bunyi katil
*atau
Anonymous says:
*macam, a
*a
*'kuat lagi, kuat lagi'
KKK says:
*LOL
Anonymous says:
*macam tu lah
KKK says:
*awak banyak lucky
Anonymous says:
*saya mau suruh mereka jangan bising pun malu
*apa?
KKK says:
*dapat rakan sebilik macam itu
Anonymous says:
*ini awak panggil lucky kah?
KKK says:
*tak payah tengok porn
*ada free show
*lol
Anonymous says:

*eh
KKK says:
*aiyo awak punya hidup banyak adventure
Anonymous says:
*jangalah guna bahasa inggeris
*c
*c
*c
*c
*c
*c
*cc
*c
*c
*c
*c
*c
*c
*cc
KKK says:
*kkk
*lol
Anonymous says:
*jangan guna perkataan inggeris
*eh, ini ialah pengalaman yang sungguh tidak menyenagkan ok
KKK says:
*mereka tengah cium
Anonymous says:
*saya pun ingat yang pai amerika tu cerita saje
KKK says:
*tak da masa tengok msn awak
*lol
Anonymous says:
*tapi sekarang saya rasa macam benar lah
KKK says:
*mmg benar la
Anonymous says:
*aiya, mesti berhati-hati, jika mereka lihat matilah saya nanti
KKK says:
*tak da masalah pun
Anonymous says:
*rakan sebilik saya
KKK says:
*mereka boleh buat depan awak
Anonymous says:
*semalam dia macam setengah-bergurau
KKK says:
*awak cakap pun takda masalah
Anonymous says:
*dia tanya saya mau berserta ke tidak
KKK says:
*lol
says:
*aku macam ..wtf
*tapi mereka ingat saya tidur mar
*saya pun berpura pura tidur sajelah
*kalau tidak malulah mereka
KKK says:
*aiyo
*hahahahaahahah
*awak patut
Anonymous says:
*eh, awak mohon lah ke uni saya
KKK says:
*tiba tiba bangun
Anonymous says:
*ini ialah tarikan utama
KKK says:
*cakap YES
*I WAN
Anonymous says:
*datanglah teman saya
KKK says:
*=.=
*tak mau
Anonymous says:
*eh
*fuck u, guna bahasa lah
*c
*c
*c
*c
*c
*c
*cc
*c
*c
*c
*cc
*c
*c
*tak mau lah
KKK says:
*saya mau pegi north
*atas
Anonymous says:
*mengapa
KKK says:
*ada salji
Anonymous says:
*atas tak ada tarikan ini
*datanglah sini
KKK says:
*=.=
Anonymous says:
*tiap tiap hari awak ada percuma punya hiburan
*suruh aik jun datang
*dia boleh buangkan it notes dia
KKK says:
*berkeley tak boleh pegi punya la
*mungkin UC lai boleh la
*lain*
Anonymous says:
*mengapa tak boleh
*sini banyak perempuan cantik
*awak pasti suka
KKK says:
*saya takda awak punya otak la
*mana boleh
Anonymous says:
*banyak ayam orang kuning yang panas
KKK says:
*orang kuning?
*apa itu
Anonymous says:
*orang kuning
*terjemah ke inggeris lah
KKK says:
*yellow ppl?
Anonymous says:
*yala
KKK says:
*huh
*apa itu
Anonymous says:
*orang kulit kuning
*.....
KKK says:
*.....
*cakap laorang cina
*orang asian
Anonymous says:
*bukan lah cina
*yang korea jepun pun kuning juga
*yeah, tapi mereka memang panas sangat
KKK says:
*dengar kuning sudah hilang mood
*=.=
*panas macam mana?
Anonymous says:
*aiya, saya beritau awak
*orang putih taklah panas sangat
KKK says:
*muka atau open
Anonymous says:
*orang kuning lebih panas
KKK says:
*lol
Anonymous says:
*muka dan buka kedua-duanya
KKK says:
*dua dua???
*saya tau mereka pakai baju
*cleavage banyak terdedah
Anonymous says:
*buka kedua-duanya
*bukan maksud tu lah
*saya maksud
*'both'
KKK says:
*oh
Anonymous says:
*ada muka dan sangat buka..
KKK says:
*haha
Anonymous says:
*awak ingat saya maksud apa..
KKK says:
*kalau macam itu
*kenapa
Anonymous says:
*eh, awak ni hamsap sangat lah
KKK says:
*sampai sekarang awak masih virgin
Anonymous says:
*awak ingat saya katu tunjuk kedua-dua benda tu?
KKK says:
*anak dara
*lol
*yea
Anonymous says:
*patutlah, saya orang baik
*lepas kahwin baru saya buat punya
KKK says:
*macam mana dengan rakan sebilik yang lain?
*itu kawan awak
Anonymous says:
*oh dia, sangat lucu
*itu katil dua tingkatkan
*orang putih saya tidur bawah
*jayson tidur atas
*so secara teknikal
KKK says:
*LOL
Anonymous says:
*mereka tidur atas katil yang sama
KKK says:
*katil goyang
*boleh rasa
Anonymous says:
*tapi, dia langsung tidak tau mereka sedang buat
*langsung tidak tau
*saya pada katil sebelah pun dengar semua
*orang buat atas katilnya dia tak tau langsung..omg
KKK says:
*mereka buat
*ada buka pampu?
*lampu?
*atau gelap buat
Anonymous says:
*gelap je lah
KKK says:
*aiyo
*kalau buka lampu
Anonymous says:
*kalau buka lampu nanti saya dan jayson bangun lah
KKK says:
*boleh tengok semua
*oo
Anonymous says:
*takde la
*saya tak pernah lihat
KKK says:
*mereka buat pakai baju ke
Anonymous says:
*tiap tiap kali saya pusing ke sebelah
KKK says:
*awak
Anonymous says:
*tak pakai lah..mana ade orang buat pakai baju punya
KKK says:
*tak guna chance
*aiyo boleh la
Anonymous says:
*jada tiap tiap pagi bangun boleh lihat mereka bogel dalam selimut
KKK says:
*=.=
*walau
Anonymous says:
*itu katil rakan sebilik saya banyak kekotoran air mani
KKK says:
*banyak ong man
*saya nak roommate itu
Anonymous says:
*wtf
*c
*c
*c
*c
*cc
*c
*c
*c
*c
*c
*c
*c
*cc
*cc
*c
*c
*c
*c
*c
*guna bahasa
*yalah
*jadi kamu datanglah ke sini
*saya bagi dia kepada kamu
KKK says:
*tak mau
*dia punya gf tak hot pun
*takda badan
Anonymous says:
*dia asyik suruh saya keluar dan dapatkan satu pantat
KKK says:
*lol
Anonymous says:
*c
*c
*c
*c
*c
KKK says:
*awak cakapla
Anonymous says:
*c
*c
*c
*cc
*c
*c
KKK says:
*intro saya satu
Anonymous says:
*eh
*awak datang sini baru saya boleh intro
KKK says:
*awak kenal banyak?
Anonymous says:
*tak ada badan lah..tapi ikut standard mereka
*dia rasa perempuan tu sangat panas lor
KKK says:
*saya tengok fb
Anonymous says:
*saya rasa dia memang makan tahi punya lah
KKK says:
*muka pun ok ok saha
*saja*
*makan tahi?
Anonymous says:
*maksudnya tak best langsugn la
*tapi banyak miang
*cakap pun miang sangat
KKK says:
*itu pompuan kah
*haha
*aiyo
*dia pun mau buat saja
Anonymous says:
*pompuan yang mianglah
KKK says:
*tentu lah
Anonymous says:
*lelaki pun miang juga
*tiap tiap hari sentuh benda dia
KKK says:
*awak punya rakan bilik
*banyak hot kah
Anonymous says:
*apabila cakap dengan saya pun dia sentuh dia punya sana
*miang sangat..
*dia ah..ok ok lah
*setinggi kamu lah
*banyak otot
KKK says:
*oh
*itu biasa lah
*kat sana
Anonymous says:
*takde lah..
*bukan semua orang putih macam tu punya
KKK says:
*lagi tinggi kah?
Anonymous says:
*banyak orang putih rendah jugalah
KKK says:
*lol
Anonymous says:
*tapi rakan sebilik ini banyak ototlah
KKK says:
*tapi ito pompuan 1 kepala
*itu*
Anonymous says:
*saya rasa mereka pak tor kereana mau buat sahaja
KKK says:
*lagi rendah dari awak
*macam mana mau cium
*kena angkat atas
*baru boleh sampain mulut
Anonymous says:
*saya manu tau macam mana
*selalunya mereka cium atas akatil
KKK says:
*oh
*no wonder
Anonymous says:
*yala
*cium tiap tiap hari..
KKK says:
*dia punya otot
Anonymous says:
*buat tiap tiap minggu..
*haiz..
KKK says:
*lagi besar dari aikjun?
Anonymous says:
*ya
*lebih besar dari aikjun
KKK says:
*lol
*macam itu sangat besar
Anonymous says:
*saya rasa dia punya benda pun lebih besar
KKK says:
*mana boleh tengok macam ni punya
Anonymous says:
*dia kata benda dia besar ma
KKK says:
*=.=
*dia kata sendiri?
*berapa besar?
Anonymous says:
*yala
*dia selalu katu dia sangat besar punya
*tak tau oh
*saya tak tanya
KKK says:
*macam saya
*hah
*lol
Anonymous says:
*awak mana ade besar..
KKK says:
*awak
*dia punya tinggi macam saya
*tentu sama besar la
Anonymous says:
*ya, dia tinggil macam kamu
*tapi dia tu ada otot
*kamu punya tak ade
KKK says:
*itu saya boleh train punya
Anonymous says:
*macam mana train?
*orang train dengan buat selalu ok
KKK says:
*haha
Anonymous says:
*janglah buat sini buat sana
*nanti kau dapat aids
KKK says:
*jangan bimbang
*mereka ada guna protection?
Anonymous says:
*ok
*inilah buka cerita lain
KKK says:
*kk
Anonymous says:
*saya rasa kadang kala mereka tidak
*tapi
*ok
*ceritanya macam ini
*pada suatu hari
*saya mau buang sampah
KKK says:
*den?
Anonymous says:

*jadi saya pun kompres kan sampah
*dan mau keluarkan plastic sampah tu
KKK says:
*kaki kena air mani?
*lol
Anonymous says:
*apbila saya ambil keluar
KKK says:
*ada apa/???
Anonymous says:
*satu sarung getah yang telah diguna
*wait...brb
KKK says:
*oh
*kk
*itu biasa la
Anonymous says:
*dia suruh saya keluar bilik untuk sepuluh minit
KKK says:
*=.=
Anonymous says:
*saya rasa dia mau buat
KKK says:
*waliau
Anonymous says:
*awak tunggu kejap
KKK says:
*macam in pun boleh
*on webcam
*lool
*haha
*kk
*nanti kita chat
.
.
.
Anonymous says:
*i dunno man
*last time he did 3 horus
*according to him
*3 hours man
*so that was how long they kept me up
*damn..
*the thing is dey do it almost daily man
*i dunno..i think 10 minutes is just a pekerjaan mulut
KKK says:
*=.=
*wth man
*3 hrs????
*omfg
Anonymous says:
*so that day i was trying to pickup the trash
*and thatthing stuck on the outer side of the plastic
*he freakign didnt throw it inside
*and that thing accidentally touched me
*f...
*i went to sanitize my hand
KKK says:
*u cant get aids from that
Anonymous says:
*well he did jokingly said that
KKK says:
*=.=
*u guys can complain 1 rite
*lol
Anonymous says:
*aiya, nvm la
KKK says:
*but
Anonymous says:
*if i reli cant tahan den only i complain
KKK says:
*if u use it to ur advantage
*it isn't that bad actually
*free entertainment
*look at the bright side
*u cant get that in malaysia
Anonymous says:
*yeah...free entertainment
*no man..
*it's annoying
*but dude, this is so american pie man
*i feel like i'm living the movie
KKK says:
*haha
*no u're not
*in american pie
*all the guys
*jz wanna fuck
Anonymous says:
*ok fine..
*i'm just watching some live american pie
KKK says:
*yea
*hahah
*omg
*ur life there
*is so interesting
*i told jyolyn bout it
*she said she envy u
*her life there is boring

Sunday, August 30, 2009

Updates

>I'll be back to college soon. For some unknown reasons, I really feel eager to return to college after this 2 weeks of unproductive holidays. Probably it's because I'm missing my college friends. Kam tong or not guys that I am missing you ppl. OK I shouldn't continue any further or you guys will be thinking how gay am I.
>It's 4am in the morning now and I'm teaching a newbie how to create and edit blogskins. Just reminds me of old time where I had to struggle myself for hours to learn how to do it.
>Finals results were out and I can't say I'm happy with it. Just feel satisfied that I didn't do any worse. Plus I expected the outcome to be more or less like this already.
>I watched the 1 hour and 16 minutes lecture by the late Randy Pausch. It's indeed worth every single second watching to his inspirational and yet entertaining last lecture. You'll definitely change the negative perception of life after watching this.
>I'm currently learning how to 'shuffle'.No not shuffling cards it's the shuffle dance. Just intend to explore somewhere new not taking it so seriously. hehe but I can already pull out some of the steps.

Well that's all sayonara.

Thursday, August 13, 2009

Jyolyn safely reached her destination. xD She's the first one who left. Jamin left this morning and is probably still in the plane. Well their new chapters have just begun. Mine is still 1 year to go.

Saturday, August 8, 2009

FINALS finally over.
I performed quite badly this time, but no point dreading bout it, Next stop- overnight in AH BENG's house!!!

Tuesday, July 28, 2009

The Menon


"Hey Kok Keong!You know what I m thinking?MY ASS!!!" Girish exclaimed while slapping his big fat butt facing me. That's one side of Girish that I have the privilege to see as he always maintain his composure in public. Girish is undoubtedly the most unique friend I've known so far in my life. He is so great in acting especially in mimicking people. Imagine Russel Peter in a skinnier version. There you go Mr Girish Menon. He can crack jokes out of the blue, even the most sickening jokes.
Despite all that, he keeps himself in extreme low profile. Yes so extreme to the fact that he will never ever tell you any secret. The more you got to know him, the less you feel you know about him. And of course, people like me simple loves to bombard him with questions regarding his past and gossips around. Those attempts were proven to be futile. And girls, don't be shock over this news. Despite him having a Bollywood appearance, a mouth of wits and an all-rounded personality, he's currently not into girls. No, he's not gay but he is asexual. It's something that I hope he could get rid off.
Well Girish, it's a privilege to know you. You're one of the amazing friends I found in INTI and one who definitely had left a deep footprint on my heart. So, all the best in in your future undertakings in States.

Nothing beats the original and classic- Girish Menon

Sunday, July 19, 2009

It was an absolutely heartbreaking week. Three close friends leaving one shot. It isn't like high school because it's definitely harder to meet again once we separate. Yin Wei from Kedah, Jyo Lyn from Kuantan and Jamin from Kepong. Three of them had been great friends ever since i stepped into INTI, though I happened to know Yin Wei only on the second sem.

I'll try to make this post sound not emo as much as possible.

Mr Yin Wei. One of the best friends I found in INTI. A very humble person indeed despite getting into the best varsity. He's very enthusiastic and passionate in everything he does. And also a much more enviromental friendly person than I am ( I m in Green Knights!!LOL).

Hor Jyo Lyn. A living joke.Apparently she just laughs at everything. And when she starts laughing , nobody laughs LOL. Knowing her for a year, never at all have I seen her got mad.Probabaly because when she's angry, she would also 'HAHAHAHA'. xD.She's also our camerawoman, carrying her camera everywhere she goes.


Oh Jamin oh Jamin. The cutest guy around in INTI. Girls would say " Who is Jamin???That cute cute one arh?!!" Google number one fan. I think if he's given the oppurtunity, he would take Google as his wife, if Google happens to be a female.
He happened to be the main target for us to bully for some unknown reason.xD

Knowing these three guys really strike the bottom of my heartstrings. The amount of things we have done together in this short period of time. Simple yet unforgettable. I really hope that we would meet again eventually and I would pray hard for that day to come =).

I'll continue these some other time I hope. Just too tired now. Back from Theacts Church and had an interesting time in Starbucks with a waitress there.I acted so dumb upon ordering my drink and yet she behaved equally silly in a naive manner.Life is just so random.

Signing off

Friday, July 10, 2009

Becoming a hamster

I paid 10 bucks to be a human hamster on pool. It's quite worth the experience though being inside isn't pleasant.




We're not practicing judo inside. =.=

Tuesday, June 30, 2009

The moment

It isn't just my birthday today,
Today carries a greater significance in our lives in INTI..
It's been exactly a year since all of us first step into this ulu land.
For a year we've got to know each other.
For that year we turn this miserable place into our own funfair.
Probably it's the life as a scholar here that what we share here as a common bond but I strongly doubt it's just that.
Opening up my mind makes me realise how much I have grown, experienced and acquired here. I'm no longer half the man I used to be. That doesn't mean I m no longer a man =.= . Physically, I'm definitely twice the man last time. xD

2mr is gonna be an interesting day, since our young and cute juniors are starting their orientation week here. Hence, the pranksters are planning something huge to fool those naive and innocent kids. It's gonna be something crazy. I'll post a pic of bout it if I happen to take a picture on it.

Well that's all. But before that, I would like to express my utmost gratitude for those who celebrated my bday yday. My biggest surprise would be from the block A guys, Francis and the gang when they gave me this beautifully handmade cardboard shaped into a huge letter K with interesting words on it. And thanks to Yin Wei, Jyo lyn and the rest for the six packs bday card. For once I would like to declare here. I m not an obsessive hardcore fan of Megan Fox. She just happened to be added into my collection of favorite femalte celebrities which also comprise Reese Witherspoon, Taylor Swift and Avril Lavigne etc. And for mysterious present from an unknown with a fake love letter( obviously a prank), I still had not identified the person who gave it to me, but judging from the handwriting of the letter, I guessed it must be my sneaky roommate who wanted to prank me.

And lastly, me name won't carry any defined meaning if it's merely called KOK.

Call me KOK KEONG

Friday, June 19, 2009

It's kinda late but Happy Birthday SHEN YEE LIANG.
A great friend I know since primary school and we've been from rivals to teammate in various stuffs. Happy 18th Bday. Hope you get the girl you dream so much asap.


It's been a month or more since I last update.
Have been hectic with tests and assignments. Screw myself for taking 18 credit hours this sem. Anyway last Wednesday INTI held a award presentation. I think more than 3/4 of the AUP JPA students conquered the AUP award list.
Credit to those who got four flat.


Squashed by two four flat gurls and a Harvard guy

Probablywill be the last picture taken with them(Jamin & Tee Jin)

With our dearest Dr. Lim. Ignore the black guy, he is just LOA.
(Jian Wei, Aik Jun,Jamin, me, Bernard,Dr Lim, Jyolyn, Wuiyarn,Karyn +Teejin(top), Wendy + Duxson)

Nono. This ain't the same picture. Look at Aik Jun's eyes.lol

Dumbledore's hat blocking part of my face.

The reason why I like sticking around with Jamin

The MIAs are with us this time.

We went for steamboat after the event. It's the RM18 eat all you can restaurant in Seremban. But damn I think I barely ate RM10. Thanks to those refreshments during the event.

Boiled Teejin's head emerging from the pot


Last but no least,

Ecstacy!!!!( I don't know this guy, just happen to find his pic in Jyolyn's file)

Picture courtesy of Jyolyn's

Thursday, May 7, 2009





We gamble all night

The girls are scheming something

Looking sad when leaving the paradise

Cool pose by Sik Hoe

Sleeping is our main activity here

Till they plan to take off my pants.But luckily I woke up before they managed to execute their evil plan





Getting high on bed

Doing the "Tee Jin" sleep

Showing his superman body


We lived in 'mini banglos'

We initially thought that is our resort before arriving

Sleepy Jit Choon

Gay me with gay necklace to end the post

Friday, May 1, 2009

Hi People
The end has ended and the beginning is about to begin. Finals has ended and new sem is about to begin. Well I'm quite satisfied with my results though I feel I could have done a better job, particularly in physics. But all done is done. I just have to make sure i don't slack next sem.

Right after finals ended, we JPA students have to undergo a five days of gruelling camp to instil patriotism so that we would return back to serve our country upon graduating. Well, I'm proud to announce that I allow myseld to be brainwashed by the people in the camp. But it's only for the 5 days. After the camp I'm back to my old self. lol. Nevertheless, the camp was overall quite fun though I despise the lecture session. The people in the camp was friendly, warm and somehow stern, made you feel like home.

So after BTN camp I embark myself on another voyage to the other side of Malaysia. PULAU REDANG!!! OMFG that place is a freaking paradise. The sea is crystal clear not like the one you see Port Dickson. If you attempt to do something naughty or kinky in the sea, dun think others can't see. The sand is damn smooth like taufus. Everything is just inexplicable. Sad case I only have three days there. Well I don't have any of the redang pics currently, since all of them are with Yin Wei.Will post them soon. Really had a wonderful time there. Probably would be better if the rest of the gang follow along since we are going to be apart soon.

Reflecting back to the past, I'm kinda saddened by the fact that the bond that we formed in INTI is going to come to an end so soon when we're all strangers to each other prior to coming to INTI. But still I'm happy for you guys particularly Yin Wei who has made INTI famous by getting admitted into Harvard. And Tee Jin won't be coming back to INTI. No more narcissist guy xD!!!Just jk enjoy your holiday dude and find yourself a a girlfriend in this 3 months of hols. Otherwise people will start suspecting you're gay. xD
Jamin will still stick with us for half a sem. That means we can still argue whose theory is right.Whether the length of penis is directly propotional to the height or vice versa.

Friday, March 27, 2009

Feel free to skip this post.Just wanna release my pent up frustrations over my never ending mistakes that I can never seem to rectify. I always believe that hardwork is directly proportional to results. But the sky isn't always blue. I can never seem to get the results I yearn for despite putting enormous effort in it. I thought I would sail through this time to compensate for the loss i made prior to this. I thought I had performed much better as compared to the prior one. I was expecting the best. But the results didn't seem to flinch a tiny bit. I still remain where I was. Mistakes are done when we least expect them. Well I did expect all those, but I still made the same old mistakes. When there's nothing left to do, all I just wanna say is Fuck it......

Wednesday, March 18, 2009

This post is just to notify you guys that I am in a long break, specifically in blogging. Well the break has not ended and it will not be till I've done savoring every single sweet moment with my dates this sem. They have been keeping me out from the blogging world so I had no other choice but to succumb to them. So long peeps.

Blog forecast : next post will probably be the highly anticipated and yearned redang trip or the
sucky BTN camp.

Sunday, January 25, 2009

Long time since I last blog. Not really busy just kindda lazy to update, guys are born to be lazy anyway...haha..Well school has been great so far, apart from having a Chemistry Lecturer who looks like a student. But looks can be deceiving huh? Tze Liang told me he saw him watching drama on his laptop in his office during break, such a sophisticated lecturer. Sometimes or most of the time, listening to his lecture alone dampen my desire to study the subject. On the other hand, I like my Physics teacher very much indeed. His notion of learning physics by feeling the ambience really struck me. I will never look at a flying plane the same way I used to anymore.

I've started gym several weeks ago in Inti and the idea of building up my body has long been yearned but nvr realized. Don't call me a muscle obsessed guy, I just wanna get rid of my skinniness that existed ever since i was born >.< . My body is born to get rid of everything that enters it, talking bout metabolism. HAHA I know u gurls are freaking jealous of it. xP
Anyways since this is the year of Ox, wish u people a very prosperous and milky Chinese New Year. And also because this is the year of Ox make sure you don't wear red, unless you wanna get hit in the bull's eye.


HIT ME BABY ONE MORE TIME!!!!!!

Thursday, January 8, 2009

Found this in imeem while searching for a song.

60 things most girls dont know
--Guys hate sluts even though they have sex with them!
(oh yeah..you're not "popular" if you've slept with more than 6 guys..you're a HOE)

--"Hey, are you busy?" or "Are you doing something?" ~ two phrases guys open with to stop from stammering on the phone.

--Guys may be flirting around all day but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

--Before they call, guys try to plan out a little about what they're gonna say so there aren't awkward pauses, but once he's on the phone he forgets it all and makes it up as he goes.

--Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

--Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

--Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-her-realize-how-wonderful-and-nice-you-are method.

--A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

--Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

--Don't talk about your guy friends to your boyfriend.

--Guys get jealous easily.

--Guys are more emotional than they'd like people to think.

--Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?!..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

--Guys are good flatterers when courting but they usually stammer when they talk to a girl they really like.

--Guys hate asking parents for money to buy girls presents. So they come up with ideas like saving their lunch money for a week. But it never works because guys are always hungry so they end up asking the parents for money anyway.

--Girls are guys' weaknesses.

--Guys are very open about themselves.

--It's good to test a guy first before you trust him. But don't let him wait too long.

--Your best friend, whom your boyfriend seeks help from about his problems with you may end up being admired by your boyfriend.

--If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

--A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

--Guys love you more than you love them if they are serious in your relationships.

--Guys will brag about anything.

--Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. We rarely use beautiful.If a guy uses that, he likes you a whole hell of a lot.

--No matter how much guys talk about asses and boobs, personality is key.

--Guys learn from experience not from the romance books that girls read and take as their basis of experience.

--Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

--Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

--Guys seek for advice from girls not other guys. Because most guys think alike, so if one guy's confused, then we're all confused.

--Any guy could write out a rulebook or advice book for flirting, but no guy can write out a book about relationships.

--Try to be as straightforward as possible.

--If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.


--If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

--When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

--When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

--Guys don't really have final decisions.

--If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

--If your best guy friend seems to avoid you or is never around when you're with your boyfriend, he's probably jealous and likes you.

--When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

--When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

--Guys like femininity not feebleness.

--Guys don't like girls who punch harder than they do.

--A guy has more problems than you can see with your naked eyes.

--Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

--Everything in moderation. Put on makeup, wear perfume. Just not too much.

--Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

--Guys hate rejection, but they hate being led on even more.

--If you are going to reject a guy, just do it. Don't say they are like a brother or just good friends, it just hurts even more. Tell them that you aren't interested in a relationship and they will respect you.

--Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpredictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

--A guy would give his left nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

--No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

--Not all guys are assholes. Just because ONE is a jackass doesnt mean he represents ALL of us.

--We don't like girls who are too skinny.

--We love it when girls talk about there boobs.

--Always make sure you know what kind of stuff your getting into before making out with a guy ...like wheather it's a one time deal or not ....

--Believe it or not shy guys are the most easiest to talk to..it may not seem right but trust me they will start opening up like books after you just ask them questions about their lives and unoticable tell them about yours...

--When a guy hits your butt it means that he wants you sexually

--Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs..

--Guys love neck rubs and if he lets you keep doing it ..it means that he really likes you or his neck really hurts...

--Guys will test the waters to see how far they can get with you. Even if he doesn't intend to it will happen. Know how far it is you want to let him go and he will respect that...after you let him know a couple times.

--When a guy sacrifices his sleep and health just to be with you, he really likes you and wants to be with you as much as possible.

Monday, January 5, 2009

Happy New Year 2009 Guys!
8 is supposed to be the year of wealth since it's "FATT" if translated to cantonese.

But just look at the 2008 Global Financial Crisis which caused all those investors to go sulking.
Albeit all those big crisis that took over the globe, I found myself happily landing on a scholarship. Just like hitting a jackpot except that I've to pay this back. It's still a year of wealth for me. LoL
2009
I wonder what challenges await me since 9-KAU literally means intense!!!

Putting that aside. I'm finally back in INTI. Basically I kinda agree with some of my buddies here that this is a damn place, especially after two long months of sheer entertainment and zero stress. We have to face projects, assignments, test and finals. I'm still in a holiday mood~~. But it's a good thing that college has started, otherwise I would gobble every penny left in my bank.

New Year Even was fun. Went to The Curve with a bunch of friends and met a few unexpected people there. But it's kinda sad that I didn't manage to bump into Beatrice although i knew she was there. The place was crowded like hell that couples were seen hugging each other while squeezing through the crowd ( to avoid unnecessary brush with strangers) and most people were in clubbing attire. The fireworks were really the thang that almost made my neck broke cause it lasted for damn freaking 15 minutes. Beautiful though. Really different from the ones you had seen on screen.I'll post some pics if Cake send it 2 me since I don't take pics. Then we got stuck in fucking traffic for 2hrs+ and moving at 20m/hr. Got back home at 3am+.

An here I am now blogging at 2am in my same old room in INTI hostel. Gonna collapse any moment since only slept 4 2hrs the night before and will be having 8hrs of class 2mr.

PS: I found a new blog belongs to a girl in INTI and read something that I never expect to occurred.